Diane: Don't feel bad. She tried to kill me once.
Hester: Oh, not this paranoia again.
Diane: You had a gun.
Hester: Frasier, don't listen to them. These women are all liars and cheaters. I'm the only woman you can trust.
Diane: You're a fine one to talk. You cheated on Martin.
Hester: Oh, that's none of your beeswax, Missy!
Lilith: Oh, betrayal by the mother. Is there any deeper wound?
Hester: I'd say sleeping with his brother is right up there!
Diane: [gasps, to Lilith] You did?!
Hester: Mmm-hmm!
Diane: Ooh, I could see that.