Frasier: All right, I got some cream-sicles, and fudge-sicles, and something they call, uh, "Bomb Pops".
Lana: I called the Smolenskis. I bought us a little extra time.
Frasier: Right, good, good. All right, let's spread out some paper and then build us a house.
Lana: So Frasier, with all your talk about honesty, how do you justify faking this thing?
Frasier: Well, we're simply protecting the feelings of an innocent man. Nothing dishonest about that.
Lana: Uh-huh. So, uh, are you gonna write, "I love you, Daddy" or am I?
Frasier: I'll do it.