Quote from Frasier in Legal Tender, Love and Care
Roz: Hey, you've been spending a lot of time "celebrating" with this lawyer. Frasier: Oh, yes, yes. Well, actually, we've been out a couple of times. I'm really rather taken with her. She has a very playful side. She took me miniature golfing last night. Martin: Oh, sure. When she takes you it's playful, when I take you it ends up as a story in the high school literary magazine. Frasier: Dad, please, "Through the Clown's Mouth Darkly" took second in the all-city fiction contest that year.