Frasier Quote #2361
Quote from Frasier in Legal Tender, Love and Care
Roz: Hey, you've been spending a lot of time "celebrating" with this lawyer.
Frasier: Oh, yes, yes. Well, actually, we've been out a couple of times. I'm really rather taken with her. She has a very playful side. She took me miniature golfing last night.
Martin: Oh, sure. When she takes you it's playful, when I take you it ends up as a story in the high school literary magazine.
Frasier: Dad, please, "Through the Clown's Mouth Darkly" took second in the all-city fiction contest that year.
Frasier Quotes
‘Legal Tender, Love and Care’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Niles: These lawsuits have me so rattled. You know me, Frasier,normally I'm unflappable.
Frasier: Niles, if you flapped any more, we'd have to lower you to half mast on Veterans Day.
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Oh, Dad, you're going to have to clear out. Daphne and I are meeting with my lawyer.
Martin: I don't know why you have to go with that high-priced lady instead of the guy I recommended.
Frasier: Please. Donny is suing me for emotional distress. Your guy wanted me to limp into court wearing a neck brace and claiming not to speak English.
Martin: Hey, you don't keep an office in the mall for twelve years without knowing a few tricks.
Quote from Martin
Martin: I don't understand you guys. Instead of you each hiring expensive lawyers, why don't you just settle?
Frasier: Because we didn't do anything wrong, Dad. Daphne merely changed her mind about getting married and although Donny is entitled to his pain, he is not entitled to sue everyone under the sun.
Martin: You guys are nuts. Donny's a pit bull. Why don't you come up with some cash, put it on a stick and shove it into his cage?
Frasier: Oh, yes, thank you, Dad.
Martin: And don't even try to get the stick back. Just run.