Frasier: Did you just say butler?
Niles: Oh yes, I know. An honest-to-goodness English butler. The colonel was a bit of an anachronism.
Frasier: Ah, yes. That's amusing, really. I suppose this butler saw to the colonel's every need.
Niles: Oh, yeah. Clipped his cigars, poured his scotch...
Frasier: Laid out his clothes for him, and served him his meals...
[They both reach for their cell phones]
Niles: I saw him first.
Frasier: You've had a gardener and a maid.
Niles: Yes, but never a butler.
Frasier: But it's my turn.
Niles: But it's my dream.
Frasier: Daphne won't have to clean anymore.
Niles: [putting away his cell phone] I tip my cap, sir.