Quote from Frasier in The Great Crane Robbery
Todd: No, I spent my whole life in front of a computer. I don't know Beethoven from... Beethoven's the only one I know. Frasier: You know, it's never too late to learn. I'd be glad to give you some pointers. Todd: Really? Frasier: I'd be delighted. I will play Virgil to your Dante. In a few weeks, I can guarantee you, you will find that delightfully droll.