Mel: Don't tell me to calm down. It's a complete disaster. She'll ruin me.
Martin: What's going on?
Niles: Oh, it's Maris. She saw the picture of us today and she's determined to take it out on Mel.
Mel: Yes, she's telling everyone I caused her weight gain by nicking her thyroid during a neck tuck. I've already had three cancellations. She never thinks about anyone but herself! Daphne, get me a cup of tea.
Daphne: Actually, I have a bit of a headache.
Mel: Oh, you could be coming down with something. Wash your hands first.