Frasier: Boy, you are really something!
Martin: What?
Frasier: You actually told Emily's mother that you were gay.
Martin: Well, you said not to offend her. I thought that was a pretty good way to get her to cool her jets without hurting her feelings.
Frasier: Dad, there's something you don't understand. You see, she told Emily.
Martin: She got a problem with it?
Frasier: Oh, no, she's pretty okay with it.
Martin: Oh, I get it. You're worried she'll know I'm straight and find out I've been lying to her mother.
Frasier: Dad.
Martin: Oh, well, don't worry about it. I'll gay it up a little.