Martin: Didn't you write some kind of musical back in prep school?
Frasier: Yes, I did, Dad. Niles was in it. You know, the whole school came out humming my opening anthem.
Niles: They went in humming it. It was Beethoven's Ninth Symphony note for note.
Frasier: It was not.
Niles: It absolutely was.
Frasier: It was not at all.
Niles: [singing to the tune of the "Ode to Joy"] We are valiant men of honor, Wenching, brawling sons of...
Frasier: Well, all right, all right. Well, I suppose I may have borrowed a note or two as a launching pad.
Niles: [singing] Prancing, leaping, laughing...
Frasier: All right, point taken.
Niles: [singing] Over hill and...
Frasier: Stop it!