Martin: Boys, come over here, they want to put me and the clock on TV.
Frasier: Good Lord, we can't appear on TV with that hideous thing.
Niles: Everyone we know watches this program.
Frasier: Thank God he didn't bring along that dreadful mounted jackrabbit's head with the antelope horns.
Niles: Oh, yes, the jackalope. Texas's answer to the minotaur.