Niles: Frasier, do you remember the time the Kriezel brothers tied me to their Great Dane and lobbed meatballs down their gravel driveway?
Frasier: I've told you Niles, I would have helped you, but their sister was holding me down.
Niles: No, my point is - [to waitress] Cappuccino, please. [to Frasier] - Even that experience was less painful than the date I was just on. She was... [removes a hair from his jacket] ...a cat person. She brought her cat on our date. Well, she had good reason, it was Mr. Waggles's birthday. Actually, his birthday party. Actually, his surprise birthday party.
Frasier: Oh. Oh, Niles, I'm sorry. Where on earth did you meet this woman?
Niles: At Nordstroms. We both reached for the same cashmere throw. When she said she needed something to keep her waggles warm, I thought it was a coy euphemism.