Niles Quote #1353
Quote from Niles in Father of the Bride
Niles: Frasier, do you remember the time the Kriezel brothers tied me to their Great Dane and lobbed meatballs down their gravel driveway?
Frasier: I've told you Niles, I would have helped you, but their sister was holding me down.
Niles: No, my point is - [to waitress] Cappuccino, please. [to Frasier] - Even that experience was less painful than the date I was just on. She was... [removes a hair from his jacket] ...a cat person. She brought her cat on our date. Well, she had good reason, it was Mr. Waggles's birthday. Actually, his birthday party. Actually, his surprise birthday party.
Frasier: Oh. Oh, Niles, I'm sorry. Where on earth did you meet this woman?
Niles: At Nordstroms. We both reached for the same cashmere throw. When she said she needed something to keep her waggles warm, I thought it was a coy euphemism.
Frasier Quotes
‘Father of the Bride’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You know, it suddenly occurred to me when I was talking to Daphne that I never really got the wedding of my dreams either. Oh sure, you know, my first one was a little clandestine affair. We dashed off to City
Hall. I could have hardly imagined a wedding more lacking in ceremony. Until my second wedding, which was lacking a bride. Then came Lilith. If I knew then what I know now, I would have walked down the aisle with the ice sculpture and had her stand by the buffet table to keep the shrimp cold.
Quote from Niles
Niles: All right, what is it?
Frasier: Niles, it's about Sabrina. She's a prostitute.
Niles: Frasier, I don't like lawyers anymore than you do. But frankly a man whose face is plastered on every bus in town should be careful what terms he bandies about.
Quote from Martin
Reverend Franklin: Surely you can stay a little while? I haven't seen Niles in ages. You know, I used to teach him in Sunday school.
Martin: Oh, you know Reverend, I can still remember dropping him off for his first class. It seems like only yesterday.
[Harp music, of the kind used to indicate a flashback on a TV show, is heard. Everyone looks around, until Frasier remembers the harpist warming up for her audition]