Martin: You know, Fras, when I was on the force, I went through a feud like this with Charlie Drucker, and believe me it's not worth it. I started out by making a joke about his chest.
Daphne: His chest?
Martin: Yeah, he was like a heavyset guy, and he had those, you know, "man-bosoms." So, he heard about it, and he got mad at me, and he wrote something about me on the men's room wall .And I should have just called it quits right there and then, but his name being "Drucker" brought out the poet in me. Then it just got worse and worse, and we both ended up looking like idiots.