Quote from Martin in Taps at the Montana
Frasier: Dad! Can you do one more favor? You are now the killer. Listen, come on, you've got to murder somebody, preferably in the kitchen. Martin: Oh, come on. You're not going to make someone lie down on this dirty floor again, are you? Mrs. Latimer: Oh, there you are, Martin. Have you been hiding from me? Martin: Hiding? No, you're just the person I've been looking for.