Quote from Niles in The Seal Who Came to Dinner
Officer Athanis: OK, gentlemen, let's go. Niles: Well, he said no one can leave. [Niles and Frasier are handcuffed by the officers] Frasier: Claudia, perhaps we can discuss that job tomorrow. You know, I've got some business cards in my breast pocket if you'd like to fish one out. No? Fine, I'll just call you then. Niles: Officer, you can't arrest me. My wife is alive. She's in Antwerp, getting her elbows done. Frasier: Oh, give it up, Niles, even I didn't believe that one.