Martin: "Tears of the Mariner"? You know, I think I read a review of that. Thought it was one of those baseball stories like "Pride of the Yankees", you know? But it's just about some crabby old sailor, stuck in this little town...
Frasier: No, no, Dad, please. I have carefully avoided all the reviews of this play. I don't want to hear about it before I see it.
Martin: Well, I don't want to hear about it after you see it.