Niles: He thinks the Fates are conspiring to humiliate him at every reunion.
Martin: Oh come on, you don't really believe that, do you?
Frasier: All right, let's examine the evidence. Daphne, would you assist me, please? This is my school newsletter.
Daphne: "The Bryce Academy Crier".
Niles: Which, coincidentally, was Frasier's nickname his first year there.