Quote from Niles in Frasier's Curse
Niles: Hey, have you picked the restaurant for tonight? Martin: Hey, I've got a better idea than that. My old precinct's having one of their seized property auctions down at the fairgrounds. Niles: Oh, what's the better idea? Martin: Come on, Niles, these drug dealers have some pretty nice stuff. Niles: As much as I've been searching for a wide-brimmed purple velvet hat, it's really not my cup of tea.