Quote from Frasier in Roz and the Schnoz
Martin: What's this? Earrings? Frasier: Oh, just a little something I picked up for Daphne at the drug store. She ran some errands for me last week. Martin: Nice. What are they, sapphires? Frasier: Yes, Dad, I always buy precious stones at the same counter I pick up corn pads and Wart Be-Gone.