Quote from Niles in The Maris Counselor
Frasier: Well, it's Saturday night. And here we are... again. Martin: Wonder how many women are out there tonight without a date. Niles: Thousands. Thousands of opportunities for us to humiliate ourselves. Frasier: Well, come and get us, Seattle! Three Cranes, no waiting. Martin: We're desperate! Frasier: We're ludicrous! Niles: We're pathetic!