Frasier: Well, it's Saturday night. And here we are... again.
Martin: Wonder how many women are out there tonight without a date.
Niles: Thousands. Thousands of opportunities for us to humiliate ourselves.
Frasier: Well, come and get us, Seattle! Three Cranes, no waiting.
Martin: We're desperate!
Frasier: We're ludicrous!
Niles: We're pathetic!