Niles: You know, maybe Maris's feelings for Dr. Schenkman aren't real. Maybe this is simply a case of transference.
Frasier: Well, patients often do believe they've fallen in love with their analysts. It's very common, it's happened to everyone.
Niles: I know, it's happened to me.
Frasier: Oh, get out of town!
Niles: Several times. Well, I bet that's exactly what's going on here.
Frasier: I've never had a patient fall in love with me.
Niles: Schenkman's an authority figure, Maris is easily influenced...
Frasier: Not even that fat lady who brought me fudge.