Martin: But there's this priest, Father Curtis, he got to know Eddie in the park and he asked if they could use him for the Christmas pageant and I said sure. Well, the next thing I know, he's roped me in to play a shepherd. Well then, Dutch Gansvort comes down with bronchitis and I get promoted to a wise man.
Frasier: Dad, is there a point to this story looming somewhere on the horizon?