Frasier: Well, I'm off, I've got all my Christmas shopping to do yet.
Martin: All of it?
Frasier: Yes, well, I'm determined not to settle this year. I want my gifts to be remembered and cherished long after the holidays.
Martin: Well, you know, nothing is cherished quite so much as the gift of laughter.
Frasier: If you want that "Highway Patrol Bloopers" tape, you're gonna have to buy it yourself.