Frasier: Come on, Freddie. Come and have a seat, here. Okay, you're going to see me play some softball today, and I'm not going to play very well. You see, I'm not a good softball player.
Frederick: But Bulldog said you were the best.
Frasier: Yes, I know, he was just lying in order to be nice. The truth is, I stink. I can't catch, I can't throw, I can't hit.
Frederick: Oh.
Frasier: So, it must be pretty disappointing to hear for the first time that your Dad's not perfect, but...
Frederick: It's not the first time. You couldn't fix my computer. You thought Venus was the North Star. And, I've seen you run.
Frasier: Well, why didn't you mention any of these things to me before?
Frederick: I thought it might hurt your self-esteem.