Frasier: I've got to learn how to play softball.
Niles: In two days?
Frasier: Well, back in college, when Stu Oberfeld got sick, I learnt the role of Mercutio in just a day and a half. I was brilliant. In the dueling scene, the audience was on the edge of their seats.
Niles: Yes, and they were under them when the sword flew out of your hand.