Quote from Frasier in Chess Pains
Frasier: Now, Dad, I think we can sit down and play a nice cordial little game. For centuries, people have set aside their differences to play a game of chess. So, who should go first? Martin: Well, let's see. It's usually the person who lost the last game. Now, who could that be? Frasier: OK. No more Mr. Cordial Guy.