Quote from Niles in Chess Pains
Daphne: I'm talking about a dog. They're wonderful companions. Just look at how much Eddie's brought to your father's life. Oh, there's nothing like a dog's unconditional love. Seeing that smiling face greet you at the door. It's one of the most rewarding relationships a person can have. [Eddie runs in with his leash in his mouth] Daphne: Again? If you're going to drink out of the toilet, you can at least learn to use it. Would you care to come with me? Maybe get the feel of the leash? Niles: Perhaps I will. You know, Daphne, maybe you're on to something with this dog business. I'm starting to feel less lonely already. [Niles walks out with Daphne. He closes the door on the leash, trapping Eddie inside the apartment.] Niles: Chop, chop. Come with us.