Niles: If you're suggesting that I start dating, you can save your breath. Women don't exactly find me irresistible.
Martin: Oh, come on, Niles, you've had lots of girlfriends.
Niles: Oh, let's count. There's Maris. ... Oh, Dora, my childhood pen pal from Costa Rica. I seem to recall a little girl in the fourth grade who lured me to a stairwell to show me her underpants.