Bob: My specialty is the Shian Smoky Quail. The trick is a high engulfing flame, like a forest fire. Of course, they call forest fires "nature's barbecue". You know, my co-workers call me "Shish-ka-Bob"?
Frasier: Well, Bob. Do you have any charcoal free interests?
Bob: Yeah I'm a professional photographer. The camera [air quotes] "never lies."
Frasier: Yes. See, I'm a bit of a camera buff myself. So, what's your trade? Are you a photo journalist?
Bob: I take kids portraits at Value-Mart, where your dollar [air quotes] "buys more."