Quote from Frasier in The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl
Frasier: Why do we bother having a service elevator? I just rode up nineteen floors with two sweaty moving men munching on chili-dogs which they proceeded to drip onto my suede shoes. How will I ever get that stain out? [Eddie runs up and licks Frasier's shoes] Ah, yes. Dog saliva. Nature's miracle solvent.