Quote from Frasier in An Affair to Forget
Martin: Hey, hey, Fras, didn't you and Lilith write a bunch of articles together once about the keys to a successful marriage? Frasier: Yes, we did. Martin: Well, maybe it'd help your brother to read 'em right now. Frasier: Well, all right, all right. I've only got half of them, though. Lilith got the rest in the divorce settlement.