Frasier: Listen, Dad, you didn't happen to find a book lying around here? The station manager loaned it to me and I promised I'd return it today.
Martin: What's it called?
Frasier: The Life And Times Of Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree. It's a stunningly witty history of the English theatre.
Martin: Oh, okay, you caught me, I got it hidden under my pillow.