Martin Quote #227
Quote from Martin in Daphne's Room
Frasier: Listen, Dad, you didn't happen to find a book lying around here? The station manager loaned it to me and I promised I'd return it today.
Martin: What's it called?
Frasier: The Life And Times Of Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree. It's a stunningly witty history of the English theatre.
Martin: Oh, okay, you caught me, I got it hidden under my pillow.
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‘Daphne's Room’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Martin: I still think you're making too big a deal out of this.
Niles: Dad, I have never seen Maris this angry. I swear, her eye was twitching like a frog in a science experiment.
Martin: Well, when your mother got mad at me, I'd just grab her, bend her backwards, and give her a kiss which made her glad she was a woman.
Niles: I can't do that with Maris. She has abnormally rigid vertebrae, she'd snap like a twig.
Quote from Niles
Martin: Oh, why don't you just get her a nice bottle of perfume?
Niles: She gets hives.
Martin: How about candy?
Niles: Hypoglycemic.
Martin: Just get her a dozen roses.
Niles: Allergic.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Dad, as usual, your simple homespun wisdom has pricked the balloon of Frasier's pomposity.