Frasier: You know, you seem to be taking this awfully well.
Phil: Well, it's like I said. It was bound to happen.
Frasier: Or perhaps- Perhaps you wanted to get caught.
Phil: Huh?
Frasier: Yes, well, think about it. You've been taking greater and greater risks. Isn't that the behavior of a man who wants to get caught?
Phil: I'm telling ya, Doc, lazy! Look at your pants, for God's sake! You'd think I'd take them in to be hemmed, right? Staples!
Frasier: Oh, dear God!