Martin: So you really shoved his head right in here?
Frasier: I don't know, Dad. It's all really sort of a blur. I guess I just lost control.
Martin: Bet it felt good though, didn't it?
Frasier: No. It felt damn good.
Martin: [laughs] Ah, it's too bad you didn't do it twenty years ago, you could have given him a much better swirly. These low-flow toilets don't have the same velocity as the old ones. So what did he do to you?
Frasier: He didn't have the nerve to do a thing.
Martin: You paid him off, huh?
Frasier: I've never written a check so quickly in my life.