Frasier: I just can't let that smarmy little chowhound do my show for another day. Oh God, anybody would be better. Niles. Niles, would you do my show for me?
Niles: Frasier, I think that fever of yours is making you delusional.
Frasier: Oh, no! I filled in for you when you were too sick to meet with your "Fear of Intimacy" group.
Niles: I wasn't sick. They were just getting too close.