Quote from Niles in A Mid-Winter Night's Dream
Frasier: Niles! Niles: I'm sorry, Frasier, but something horrible has happened. Maris kicked me out. Frasier: Dear God, why? What for? [Niles takes off his raincoat to reveal a pirate costume] Frasier: Oh, my. Martin: What's going on out there? Niles? Niles: Hello, dad. Martin: [staring at Niles] Never mind, I don't want to know. Niles: No, Dad, wait. There's a perfectly reasonably explanation for the way I'm dressed. Frasier: All right, but just keep in mind that I reserve the right to say "stop" at any time. Niles: Well, my plan was to leave a treasure map downstairs for Maris with clues that would lead her to my whereabouts. Then I'd hide in the linen closet and wait for her to find me. Martin: Dressed like that? Niles: Actually, no, at the time I was wearing only my eye-patch. Although, technically is it still an eye-patch if you're wearing it on your-? Frasier: Stop!