Niles Quote #128
Quote from Niles in A Mid-Winter Night's Dream
Frasier: Niles!
Niles: I'm sorry, Frasier, but something horrible has happened. Maris kicked me out.
Frasier: Dear God, why? What for?
[Niles takes off his raincoat to reveal a pirate costume]
Frasier: Oh, my.
Martin: What's going on out there? Niles?
Niles: Hello, dad.
Martin: [staring at Niles] Never mind, I don't want to know.
Niles: No, Dad, wait. There's a perfectly reasonably explanation for the way I'm dressed.
Frasier: All right, but just keep in mind that I reserve the right to say "stop" at any time.
Niles: Well, my plan was to leave a treasure map downstairs for Maris with clues that would lead her to my whereabouts. Then I'd hide in the linen closet and wait for her to find me.
Martin: Dressed like that?
Niles: Actually, no, at the time I was wearing only my eye-patch. Although, technically is it still an eye-patch if you're wearing it on your-?
Frasier: Stop!
Frasier Quotes
‘A Mid-Winter Night's Dream’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: My God, it's a recipe for disaster! You've got a vulnerable woman and an unstable man in a Gothic mansion on a rainy night! The only thing missing is someone shouting "Heathcliff!" across the moors!
Quote from Frasier
Daphne: Now, what do you think Mrs. Crane would like for dinner?
Niles: Oh, you have free reign. Just bear in mind she can't have shellfish, poultry, red meat, saturated fats, nitrates, wheat, starch, sulphites, MSG or dairy. Did I say nuts?
Frasier: Oh, I think that's implied!
Quote from Niles
Daphne: I suppose I just fall in love too fast. The minute I feel that spark, I just give my heart away.
Niles: Daphne, you must stop being so hard on yourself. What you see as a fault is also your greatest gift - to be so open, warm and loving.
Daphne: You're so kind, Dr. Crane. I'm glad we ended up like this tonight.
Niles: So am I.
Daphne: It's just so nice to be with a man you feel so comfortable with. I feel very close to you.
Niles: I feel very close to you too, Daphne. You know it's easy being someone you feel close to, when you feel close to someone who's ... so close. [Niles leans over Daphne]
[Music starts playing]
Daphne: Dr. Crane, your Glockenspiel has sprung to life!
Niles: ... Oh, the clock!