Quote from Frasier in Miracle on Third or Fourth Street
Frasier: Ah, excuse me miss, something rather embarrassing has just happened. I seem to have lost my wallet. Waitress: You mean you can't pay! Frasier: Oh no, I can pay, I can pay, I must have just left it at the office. Waitress: Uh-huh. Frasier: Well, I can just go back there and get it. Waitress: Mmm. Tim: Hey, Lou. It's all right. This one's on me. Frasier: Oh, no, no, no. You don't understand. You see, I- Tim: It's okay, buddy, we've all been there. Frasier: Yes, but you see, I really did misplace my wallet. Tim: I know you did, and Bill here misplaced his Wall Street portfolio.