Ryan: February 9, 1993. Does that date mean anything to you?
Frasier: Should it?
Ryan: According to the Boston Globe, you spent two hours on a ledge threatening to jump if your wife left you. How many of your listeners are aware that they're taking advice from a man who was nearly a stain on the sidewalk?
Frasier: Andy, isn't it about time for a commercial break?
Andy: Actually, this show is a public service, therefore commercial-free.
Frasier: Splendid.