Martin: Listen, if Niles isn't coming, maybe you can tell us what the big surprise is.
Frasier: Oh, all right, I'll spill. For over sixty years, Stefano's has immortalized Seattle's famous faces on its walls, as you can see. With one notable exception. ... It's me! Stefano's unveiling the portrait today.
Daphne: Oh, how wonderful.
Roz: Hey, that's what I'll do for Alice's party. I'll get a cartoonist to draw the kids.
Frasier: That's an excellent idea, Roz, but let's not forget why we're here. Does anybody have a toast?