Niles: Mr. Moon?
Mr. Moon: You again! Didn't I toss you out of here last night?
Niles: Six times. But if you'll just give me a minute to...
Mr. Moon: Gentlemen, this lad has traveled all the way from America to reunite me with my wife.
[The crowd jeers as Mr. Moon gets ready to throw Niles out of the pub]
Niles: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You never gave me a chance to buy a round of drinks.
[The crowd starts to cheer as Mr. Moon relents and drags Niles over to the bar]
Mr. Moon: All right, the usual, Ray. Start talking. You got one pint. [starts drinking quickly]
Niles: Mr. Moon, a great man once wrote that "The opposite of love is not hate, but indifference."
Mr. Moon: Done. Get out.
Niles: Mr. Moon. Mr. Moon, your wife, your wife is miserable without you. I think you should give her a second chance. After all, you were married for forty years.
Mr. Moon: Forty years too long.