Niles Quote #1810
Quote from Niles in Moons Over Seattle
Niles: Mr. Moon?
Mr. Moon: You again! Didn't I toss you out of here last night?
Niles: Six times. But if you'll just give me a minute to...
Mr. Moon: Gentlemen, this lad has traveled all the way from America to reunite me with my wife.
[The crowd jeers as Mr. Moon gets ready to throw Niles out of the pub]
Niles: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You never gave me a chance to buy a round of drinks.
[The crowd starts to cheer as Mr. Moon relents and drags Niles over to the bar]
Mr. Moon: All right, the usual, Ray. Start talking. You got one pint. [starts drinking quickly]
Niles: Mr. Moon, a great man once wrote that "The opposite of love is not hate, but indifference."
Mr. Moon: Done. Get out.
Niles: Mr. Moon. Mr. Moon, your wife, your wife is miserable without you. I think you should give her a second chance. After all, you were married for forty years.
Mr. Moon: Forty years too long.
Frasier Quotes
‘Moons Over Seattle’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: [on the phone] Henri, you can't ban me from your bistro. It's my chez away from chez! Very well. Goodbye, Henri.
Quote from Gertrude
Mr. Moon: Niles, good news. Our feet are the same size.
Daphne: Daddy! I knew you'd come.
Mr. Moon: Hello, Stilts. Ah, give your old dad a kiss.
Daphne: Mum, look who's here, all the way from England!
Mr. Moon: Hello, Gert.
Gertrude: "Hello, Gert"? That's all you have to say for yourself? For forty years I've been a good wife to you, raising your children and boiling your meals, and letting you work off your animal lusts, and all I get for my trouble is a cheery "Hello, Gert"? Well, your fatal charm is not going to work this time, so you can just drag your sorry arse back to that barstool it normally sags over and leave me the hell alone! [cheerily] Thank you, Niles, that was a nice surprise.
Mr. Moon: You're right. She has mellowed.
Quote from Gertrude
Henri: We have some magnificent specials this evening.
Gertrude: Just so you know, Henry, I won't eat frogs, snails, slugs or eels. And don't try slippin' 'em under the
sauce. I'm on to you people.
Henri: I shall repeat this to the chef and I'm sure some other delightful surprise will find its way onto your plate.