Frasier: Look Dad, I don't blame you for being defensive, but I had a right to know. For your information, this sort of thing happens to a lot of people. If it's any consolation, I know exactly how you feel. I never told you this but, Lilith did the same thing to me.
Martin: Lilith had an affair?
Frasier: The most painful and humiliating experience of my entire life. Well, I'm sure you felt the same way.
Martin: Well, I hadn't thought about it for quite some time, but thanks for reminding me. [laughing] Lilith?
Frasier: I found her attractive. I mean, is it so inconceivable that another man might find her attractive as well?Martin: I guess. So who was the bozo in your case?
Frasier: Oh, God. A Frenchman who lived in a self-contained underground eco-pod.
Martin: Well, that still sounds better than a urologist with a bad comb-over.