‘The Letter’
Season 2, Episode 11 - Aired December 8, 1997
After Marie gatecrashes Debra's Tupperware party, Debra can't stay silent any more and decides to draft a letter.
Quote from Marie
Linda: Bernie's not home. I called the office, I called Nemo's. Where is he?
Marie: My God, I was only joking, dear. I never would have said anything if I thought he was cheating.
Quote from Ray
Gianni: You call that a fight?
Frank: Fight? I thought those two guys were gonna skip out of the ring and go antiquing.
Ray: Want to catch a good fight? Wait till Debra sees our bedspread.
Quote from Andy
Ray: Marie, I'm sure Ray's friends are not interested in Tupperware.
Andy: Actually, I could use some new ice trays. My cubes smell.
Quote from Ray
Ray: Honey, that Tupperware stuff is pretty good. I just did my whole back with that scrub brush.
Debra: That's for fruit.
Ray: You might want to rinse that.
Quote from Ray
Ray: Still mad about the party?
Debra: No, I'm fine.
Ray: Good. What's that you're writing there? [walks off]
Debra: Letter to your mother.
Ray: [walks back] Why?
Debra: Well, to start with, she ruined my party.
Ray: You're writing that?
Debra: Yup.
Ray: Yeah, but it's just for therapy, you're not gonna send-
Debra: Oh, I'm sending it.
Ray: No, stop and listen for a second. If anybody ruined the party, it was the guys, and they were my fault. So you should write me. Write me a letter!