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Everybody Loves Raymond: High School

210. High School

Aired November 24, 1997

Debra talks a reluctant Ray into attending his high school reunion.

Quote from Marie

Frank: Hey, are you done with this? "Gifts from Ireland"?
Marie: Get the clothing one.
Frank: Why do I need new clothes?
Marie: Because people can see you.

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Quote from Robert

Robert: You know, Ray, you should really think about going, you know? It's like your own personal twilight zone. I mean, the last time you saw everybody was graduation, right? And then, pow! Everybody's 20 years older. Spooky.

Quote from Ray

Debra: Come on, Ray, you never talk about high school. I wanna see that part of your life. I wanna see what made you, you.
Ray: What made me? Here, follow the trail of cookies.

Quote from Ray

Debra: You know, Ray, the kids have to be picked up soon. Can you go get them?
Ray: I just sat down.
Debra: What are you, 80?
Ray: What are you doing?
Debra: I'm sorting the catalogs.
Ray: Oh, God's work.
Debra: Come on, one of us has to go.
Ray: You go.
Debra: I always go, Ray.
Marie: [enters] Watch your step, Frank.
Ray: All right, I'll go.
Debra: No, I'll go.

Quote from Ray

Marie: I need your counter space. I accidentally doubled my cookie recipe.
Ray: What's that, 5,000 cookies?

Quote from Ray

Debra: Wait a minute. This would be your 20th reunion. Ray, why didn't you tell me about this?
Ray: 'Cause I'm not going, okay? Only losers go to those things.
Robert: Thank you.
Debra: You know, I'm planning on going to my 20th. Does that make me a loser?
Ray: Four years away, and you're already planning it? [chuckles]

Quote from Debra

Debra: Now, why don't you want to go?
Ray: 'Cause I just-
Debra: What is it? Come on, you're a big success. You have this dream job, a beautiful home, a terrific family. This is a great life.
Ray: That's your spin on it.
Debra: And you know what else? You still have all your hair. And it's still very thick.
Robert: It is very luxurious, Ray.

Quote from Ray

Ray: We're not going to stay too long, okay?
Debra: All right.
Ray: Wait a minute, that guy's got hair. That guy's got hair. You promised me bald people.
Debra: Yeah. Look, "The Eagles return to the nest."
Ray: Yeah, we were the Eagles. Now where are the bald eagles?

Quote from Ray

Ray: Hey, wait. Oh, man.
Debra: What? Who's that?
Ray: I went to high school with that guy.
Debra: What are the odds?
Ray: That's- Oh, yeah, we're here.

Quote from Ray

Scott Preman: I was reading my yearbook before, and I want you to know that I do remember the good times in study hall and I did have an excellent summer.
Ray: Right. I wrote that in his book. Scott and l, we hung out a lot in high school. Oh, man.
Scott Preman: Hey, you remember when the Egg McMuffin came out? We snuck out of school and got, like, three of them.
Ray: Yeah. Yeah. That was wild.
Debra: What was Ray like then?
Scott Preman: He was crazy.
Ray: What?
Scott Preman: Yes.
Ray: What?
Scott Preman: One time, we went to McDonald's. He walked through the drive-through. Here's him, he's like, "Honk-honk. Hey, hurry it up. It's taking too long."
Ray: It was so the girl in the window would look at me.
Debra: Uh-huh. Did she look at you?
Ray: Not the way I planned it.

Quote from Ray

Pete: I thought Ray Barone died in a car wreck right after graduation. [murmurs of agreement]
Ray: No! That was Jay Malone.
Pete: Oh, Jay Malone, yeah. Now, he was a great guy. Here's to Jay. Wish you were here.

Quote from Ray

Ray: All right.
Debra: What?
Ray: Enough booty.
Debra: That was so much fun. I just love dancing, you know?
Ray: This is just in: disco sucks.

Quote from Ray

Debra: What, you didn't have a good time? Your friends are great.
Ray: Those people aren't my friends.
Debra: Who? Pete, Jessica, Chris, Steve, Wendy, and Jodie? What's wrong with them?
Ray: What's wrong with them? They used to throw me into the girls' room.
Debra: Well, they're very nice now.
Ray: Yeah, to you.
Debra: What?
Ray: To you, they're nice. You're one of them.
Debra: What do you mean, I'm one of them?
Ray: You know. Popular.

Quote from Ray

Debra: Ray, what's the matter? Are you mad at me for having a good time? You could've had a good time. I asked you to dance.
Ray: I don't like dancing.
Debra: Yeah, but I do.
Ray: Yeah, I know that. I know. The whole class of '77 knows that.
Debra: Well, forgive me, but I'm not afraid to have a little bit of fun.
Ray: What a snobby, shallow, superficial, popular thing to say.

Quote from Ray

Debra: Okay, I'm trying to understand this. You didn't like our table. Where did you want to sit?
Ray: On our couch at home.
Debra: And you're wondering why you weren't one of the popular kids. Ray, this is why I wanted to go to your reunion 'cause you never want to go anywhere.
Ray: Well, you know something? There's something really wrong with somebody who has to be popular at somebody else's reunion.
Debra: You are such a nerd.
Ray: Ah-ha! Ah-ha! I knew it. You think I'm a nerd. Yeah? You know what you are? A cheerleader.
Debra: Oh, go put in your retainer! God!
Ray: I'm going to bed. Or, here, let me translate that for you. Give me a "B!" Give me an "E!" Give me a "D!" What's that spell? What's that spell?!

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