Amy: What? What is it?
Debra: I'm a boring housewife!
Amy: What?
Debra: I'm a big old boring housewife! And that's why Ray isn't excited about going to Vermont. I should just cancel the whole trip.
Amy: Come on, you're not boring. You're going to have an amazing, amazing time! With your husband! Look.
Donna Karan.
Debra: [wipes her tears on the dress] What was I thinking? Ray's only going to Vermont for the ice cream. That tour lasts only two hours then it's just me.
Amy: [to the saleswoman staring at Debra] These prices are outrageous.

Ray: [to Debra through the door] Oh, what- What did I do? What did I do? I said what are they having? What did I do? Come on! You said there was going to be a cookout thing, and I said, "What are they having?" That's a perfectly legitimate question. There was no other meaning there. And the nap thing, that was just- That's me trying to be romantic. That's all. I'm sorry. I don't know what the hell I'm doing here.
Pam: Is someone in there?
Ray: Yeah. What do you think..? [to Debra] Honey, come on. Somebody else needs to use the bathroom. Honey, come on. We're not the only one who has this bathroom. Remember, you're the one who booked the place with the share-the-bathroom thing. I just made it worse, didn't I? Honey, come on. I'm sorry. Please, come on. Let's be friends, huh? This is our weekend getaway. Come on, honey. Unlock the-- Oh. It's not locked. We'll just be a minute.

Ray: You know, there's no lock on that thing.
Debra: You're supposed to hang the sign.
Ray: "Patience is a virtue." [shakes his head]
Debra: What, Ray?
Ray: No, nothing. It's charming. And true.