Debra Quote #615

Quote from Debra in Tasteless Frank

Amy: I can't believe Marie. Frank can't help it if his tongue is getting old.
Debra: Why can't she be more sensitive? You know, I wouldn't be surprised if this whole thing was her fault to begin with.
Amy: What do you mean?
Debra: Well, I mean, who's to say that after 47 years of Marie's constant criticism and nagging, Frank just couldn't take it anymore, and his losing his taste is a psychosomatic way of not listening? He is tuning her out with his tongue. [Robert rolls his eyes]
Amy: Wow. Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense.
Debra: Yeah, huh? Nobody ever stands up to this woman. Ray, get over there.
Ray: What?
Debra: Go. Go. Go tell your mother this is all her fault.
Ray: You don't know what you're talking about.
Debra: I know you're scared of your mommy.

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 ‘Tasteless Frank’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Ray: Dad, I mean, you're gonna have to stop taking those.
Frank: No way. These babies work.
Robert: Hey, uh, Dad. Do you really need those?
Frank: Hey, your time will come, wise guy. I might not get to hit that often, but when you're called to the plate you better bring a bat.

Quote from Marie

Frank: I'll live with it, okay?
Marie: Oh, that's it-- "I'll live with it."
Ray: Ma, now you know that it's not your cooking. You still got it. So now you can be happy again.
Marie: Happy? How could I be happy? I'm Rembrandt, and he's blind.

Quote from Marie

Marie: Honey, it breaks my heart that you think that I might not see you as a man. And you have to know by now that I couldn't possibly think any less of you.
Amy: [to Debra] That is so sweet.
Marie: And I appreciate how difficult it must have been for you to have to decide between my food and our physical relationship.
Debra: [to Amy] Maybe we should go shopping now.
Marie: And I want you to know that I'm touched that our years in the boudoir have meant so much to you.
Frank: Well, they have. But if it's all the same to you, I'd rather have the food.
Marie: Me too. [they hug] Oh, Frank. Oh, Frank, I was hoping you'd say that. [as they hug] Oh, Frank. I don't think you need those pills.
Frank: No, those are the pills.