Ray Quote #1550
Quote from Ray in Somebody Hates Raymond
Ray: A funny thing. I had heard... And I know how things get blown out of proportion and stuff gets misconstrued. Whatever. I had heard that somebody told me that you hated me. [nervous chuckle]
Jerry Musso: What?
Ray: "Hate." Yeah, that was the word, "hate," which seemed odd to me because we had never met. I mean, I have my faults, like anybody else, but I think once you get to know me, l... You know, it's like my mother says, it's... I- Well, anyway, I don't know, I was just wondering-
Jerry Musso: Well, I don't understand. Why- Why would I hate you?
Ray: That's what I said.
Jerry Musso: Yeah, well, that's ridiculous. I don't hate you. Who told you that? I really- I don't know where you could've got that. In fact, you should do my show. Would you do my show?
Ray: Yes. Yes, that would be great. Okay, where's Andy? Andy! Andy!
Andy: Hey, what's up, Jer?
Jerry Musso: Andy, this is Ray Barone, "New York Newsday."
Andy: How do you do? Ray, is it?
Ray: Yeah.
Jerry Musso: Well, how come we haven't booked Ray on the show? I mean, he'd be great.
Ray: You know, I knew this was some kind of big misunderstanding.
Jerry Musso: Oh, sure, sure. Well, listen, enjoy yourself, and it was nice to meet you.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Somebody Hates Raymond’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Don't listen to him, Raymond. You and I are not like him.
Frank: What are you talking about? You hate plenty of people.
Marie: I do not hate people, Frank.
Frank: Oh, yeah? What about my mother? You hated her like poison.
Marie: First of all, I did not hate her. I felt sorry for her.
Frank: What about Harriet Lichtman?
Marie: I find Harriet Lichtman's flirtatious behavior towards you distasteful, but I do not hate that slut.
Quote from Robert
Robert: Hold it right there, you little twerp.
Jerry Musso: Who are you?
Robert: Who am I? I'm someone who can crush you into a fine powder, that's who I am. Now, Ray Barone has more talent in the weird pimple on his neck that won't go away than you have in your entire body, you oily, two-faced hack. You only wish you could be Ray Barone because you'll never come close to him as a writer, as a father, as a friend or as a person. [returns the snotty napkin] Come on, Raymond.
Quote from Frank
Ray: You know, the thing is, I don't hate him. I don't hate anybody.
Marie: Yes. That's one of your wonderful qualities. You got that from me.
Frank: Can I get an iced tea from you?
Marie: Your father, on the other hand, hates everybody.
Frank: That's not true. There's only some people I hate. The rest I tolerate.
Marie: Be quiet.
Frank: Careful, Marie. You're right on the fence.